Thursday, January 2, 2014

Essence of Barn Yard

Hello once again readers! Happy new year!
I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season! I have to say, mine was fantastic.

I've been having problems going to sleep more often than not anymore. Last night was one of them. So I read a book until I got tired enough to sleep, yadda, yadda. I've been reading Dracula, but my copy is so big and heavy, that was not going to happen last night. Also I blind myself with my book light.
I decided that I needed to find a boring book to read, so I could go to sleep faster, and wake up early!
What boring books do I have? Wait, Alice in Wonderland! I used to think that book was very boring!

So, I start reading Alice in Wonderland, and what do I discover? It's an interesting book! Of course, the last time I tried reading it, I was probably 7 or 8 years old, and hated reading, so...
I had not realized that after a while, I fell asleep, so I continued to read it. I dreamed that I was turning the pages and reading Alice's conversation with a mouse. When I woke up, I realized that I had been reading in my sleep for at least a half an hour. So, that was my night.

Today, after cleaning houses with my mom, I decided to treat her to Burger King! We ordered the satisfries... I realized instantly that they had an interesting flavor to them, that I did not care for. I couldn't quite figure it out either, but I knew they were not fit for cabbages and kings. Then my mom said that they had the essence of a barn yard. *GASP!* That's it! She's figured it out!

Hey farmers! When you're out shopping, don't you get a little home sick? Now you can get a taste of home away from home, with our Barn fries! Fresh, crinkle cut potatoes, fried in our special oil, 'Essence of Barn Yard'! It has 40% less fat, and 30% less calories than regular, fatty, fries! That way, you won't be a fat cow when you go home to tend to the real fat cow! Plus our unique fries are twice the size of regular fries, so you can get fuller in a healthier way! Drop in and get your pound of Barn fries today!
(Only at participating locations. Taste may not approve to every taste bud. Careful when eating, for fries are served at a thousand degrees. No returns and no exchanges for regular fries.)

Hand me those fries.

That's been my year so far!
I may or may not write another blog this month!
Thanks for reading! See ya later!


  1. Omg that is so funny! I really have no urge to have those fries again!

  2. Uhhhhh,,, I used to like those fries. Now I'm wondering what I ate. LOL Another very charming and funny post Tater! G'ma B.